Totally Safe Gas Station Product Sticker
A sticker featuring an inconspicuous product that claims to help with certain intimacy issues. What could go wrong?
Available now at your local gas station!*
*May cause unwanted side effects such as vomiting, diarrhea, rectal prolapse, STDs, UTIs, heart failure, lung failure, prostate failure, driving test failure, temporary and/or permanent blindness, and in some rare cases, death.
(Disclaimer: The above is a joke, this sticker is not consumable and will not do any of these things. Please don't eat my stickers, they probably taste bad anyway.)
Each sticker is approximately 2 inches by 3 inches big. Transparent with a glossy coating, they're waterproof, weatherproof, UV-proof, and scratch resistant, so they're perfect for outdoor use!
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.